Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"
- For real
- Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
- Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.
Totally You're Ancient History Now
Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Vintage/Antique than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.
Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.
You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.
Okay Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️
Cancel culture has become totally blown out of proportion. Like, come on, people freak out over the silliest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't take with a little bit of heat. Give me a second! {People need to chill out and learn how to agree to disagree.
It's, not like people are. It happens sometimes. Plus, everyone makes mistakes. We should be able to learn from them and move on instead of making a whole scene over it! ✌️
Ultimate Aksually Guide to Being Right (All The Time)
Yo, fam! Ever get like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just missing the big picture? Well, snatch your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna level your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, slaying every argument and leaving your foes in the dust. It's time to take charge the world with your superior intellect!
- Firstly, master the art of logic. Those sheeple rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of understanding.
- Second, learn to communicate your thoughts with the confidence of a winner. Use big copyright, throw in some technical terms, and don't be afraid to correct those dimwits who dare to doubt you.
- Ultimately, always remember: winning is everything.
I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*
It's a truly phenomenal internet trope that we get more info all know and love. Someone makes a statement, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to explain an entirely unrelated topic. Sometimes it's hilarious, but one thing's for sure: it's a masterclass of how communication can go south.
It usually involves a passionate individual who feels the need to correct on others, even when it's completely irrelevant. The irony is that these individuals often miss the point the original conversation.
It's a vicious cycle that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this communication breakdown, remember: sometimes it's best to just agree to disagree.
Unpacking the Fall of "Aksually"|
It all started innocently enough. Back in around 2008, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was an absolute banger. Kids were {slinging it aroundlike confetti and parents were scratching their heads, wondering what in the world.
- And suddenly
After a while, things started changing. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too tired, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of that "aksualmente" thing.
Whatever is that by the early 2020s, "aksualmente" was officially canceled. Today, it resides mostly in the annals of internet history. A sad tale for a once-beloved phrase.